Things I've Learned in Peace Corps

• Existentialism is not a good philosophy for learning a language.
  
• Very few Filipinos follow the NHL.
• Ronin is better with subtitles.
  
• GDP (Gross Domestic Product)/Capita may be lower here, but QCW (Quality Crypt-Walking)/Capita is higher.
  
• (Borat accent) High fiving is nice.
  
• Jeans are acceptable swimwear.
  
• Giggling is an acceptable answer.
  
• Jumping rope, if it happens in my town at all, is done behind closed doors.
  
• Some rich people are so lazy they get droopy faces, presumably, from not making expressions.
  
• Judaism is considered by some the lazy man's Christianity as “they don't finish the book.”