Volunteer Wonders If He Masturbated Unfaithfully

Peace Corps Philippines volunteer, Ned Ryerson, 25 had “a brief tinge of guilt,” last Tuesday after successfully ejaculating.

“I kinda felt bad that the majority of my fantasy involved my girlfriend’s close friend Susan.” Adding later, “it started out nice enough, looking at an old picture of Barbara and I at the beach, but soon enough, there’s Susan coming into the mix.” Maybe its better if I stick to Carmen Electra, the old stand-by.”